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Cat-A-Log
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THE 10 CATMANDMENTS
- I am the Lord of thy house.
- Thou shalt have no other pets
before me.
- Thou shalt not ever ignore me.
- I shall ignore thee when I
feel like it.
- Thou shalt be grateful that I
even give thee the time of day.
- Remember my food dish and keep
it full.
- Thou shalt spend most of thy
money on toys and gifts for me.
- Thou shalt always have thy lap
ready for me to curl up in.
- Thou shalt shower me with love
and attention upon demand.
- Above all, thou shalt do
anything and every thing it takes
to keep me happy.
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